Hey I watched Revenge of the Fallen in IMAX and even Michael Bay can't top that piece of crap. The trailer for Dark of the Moon was pretty good- the music, the slashing, the robots. Alas, I should have known better.
To add pictures to describe the emotions I experienced while watching this epic two and half hour movie I have included a short clip.
If you are one of those who just want to watch the latest Michael Bay movie you need to take a few precautions.
1. Before going into the cinema take a chain saw, cut a cross section across the fore head, scoop the grey, matter, grind it, burn it and throw it into the sewer.
2. After doing step 1, you wouldn't understand step 2 anyway so you are good to go.
OK, this is my serious assessment of Transformers:Dark of the Moon. If you just watch the occasional brainless summer movie without complaints about its story or characters, GO I'm not stopping you. But if you have any love for the art of cinema or respect films, I suggest you not to waste your money on this movie. You can torrent when the bluray hits piratebay and satisfy your curiosity.
There was one wow moment of 30 seconds when they airdrop in flying suits from an airplane. Had a very real sense of vertigo. Respect to Michael Bay for that clip in 3D.
FINAL WORD: This movie is a piece of shit. Period.
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